Community Property

Steel Panther Community Property lyrics

I would give you the stars in the sky
But they´re too far away
If you were a hooker you´d know
I´d be happy to pay

If suddenly you were a guy
I´d be suddenly gay

´Cause my heart belongs to you
My lofe is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

You´re the only girl I like to screw
When I´m not on the road
When I come home dinner´s made
And the front loawn is mowed

I kiss your mouth
Even after you´d swallow my love

´Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain´t nothing I wouldn´t do for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

I wanna make it clear
For you to taint it
My dick´s of free spirit
And you can´t restrain it
No you just can´t chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you when I can´t help
But fall to my knees
I see your face everytime
That I go out and cheat

´Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain´t nothing I wouldn´t do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah yeah yeah

No no (community property)
Oh no no (community property)
No ohnooo
Community property